It goes like this:

Zeke: I sick.
Me: I sick.
Dad: I sick.

Wait a couple minutes…

Me: I sick.
Zeke: I sick.
Dad: I sick.


It is also texted and IM’ed when it hurts too much to talk or if you’re in different rooms and can’t move. Email also works. Instagram isn’t recommended…


This is it. 101 posts on this blog. (Side note: is it 101st? or 101th? because they both sound ridiculous.) Anyway, it is an exciting milestone to have “published” so many posts. I feel like I should give a 101, or mention how when I hit 99 I thought of “99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall” (only that didn’t really make sense since I’m counting up).

But I’ve decided to do neither. Or anything really. Doing nothing seems the best conservation of energy ever.

So there you have it. The 101st post. A waste of your time.


Today as I did a word scrambler I noticed that the same letters that spell “Prototype” also spell “Pretty Poo”.

That, I think, explains a lot.

I also noticed the latter first.

That, I think, also explains a lot.

The bro: When I wake up my face hurts.

(Understandably as he had surgery a few weeks back. I sympathize.)

Me: I’m sorry bro. I woke up last night because my uterus hurts.
The bro: (frowns) I didn’t want to know that.
Me: … it actually still really hurts.
The bro: tmi! TMI!!!

He didn’t have anything to complain about after that.

I really want to name one of my children Trouble. Another will be Random. I think the third (triplets of course!) will be Mischief.

Also, these will be their first names, so when they’re asked if Trouble (or Random, or Mischief) is their middle name they can say, “No, Trouble is my first name, I go by my middle name.” 😉

I’m going to be an awesome mommy!

I don’t know that there is anything more fun to do than to create creations. I love creating things: fun things, silly things, pretty things, and perfect moments with the people I love. Which leads me to the stuffs I love to create the most which are the stuffs that cause the creations of laughs and loves from others. Laughter and love are the best rewards for the work I do, but money is nice too. 😉

In all seriousness, money is necessary to the way we live culturally, but a life full of money but empty of laughter and love is a life deprived of all that is good in this world.

So while I wish you wealth — and that you do good things with that blessing — this Christmas season, I wish you a life full of laughs and loves more.

~Fancy Nancy Pants

A note to my AWESOME readers, but especially you:

This time of year is always super busy for everyone. That’s what makes it so much fun! But it also makes it hard to get everything done you want to, which is why I haven’t had the time to upload everything that I’ve been planning to, yet. But there’s always time to say: I love you!

Hang in there this holiday season! It’s always hectic and crazy but fun! Enjoy it!

Loves, hugs, kisses and delicious hot chocolate!